Blackberry 10 is out in the next couple of days.  People relax about your phones.  I feel as though people are going to burn down buildings if their phone doesn't work exactly the way they want it to.

Would you ever ask a salesman at FS what bus you needed to take to get there from Galt?

Didn't go to bowling last night, mostly due to the fact that they found a woman's torso a few blocks away from the bowling alley.  That's an excuse that I haven't used before.   

Good way to not get your house blown up.  Stop making meth.

It's really hard to get into any show when you are watching Homeland, Battlestar Galactica, and Star Trek Deep Space Nine exclusively.  Started watching the Following recently.  It's alright, but it's kind of like Burger King breakfast instead of the McDonald's breakfast.

Bet you people would stop taking PED's if it made your penis smaller. You would think that anyways.

Ray Lewis needs to relax.  I understand the emotion for the first game back in front of the home crowd, but crying before every game. 

Story:  Sitting on the beach with my brother in law during our trip in the Everglades.  Small boat approaches, guy and girl are in the boat. 

"Do you know where east beach is man?"
"Sorry dude, we barely made it here."
"It's cool man, we will just go wherever the waves take us."
"Alright, good luck."

Girl hops out of the boat wearing a bikini top, a pair of short shorts, and a pink hat with a pot leaf on it.  If I was to wager I would guess they didn't make it to east beach, and there might not have even been an east beach.

I hear of a lot of people having children and giving them names that would be suitable for the Game of Thrones novels.  I much prefer that to the names that generally symbolize strippers or hipsters.

How would I fix the Big Bang Theory? 

- Bernadette cheats on Howard, and leaves the show
- Have Amy Farrah Fowler be more into table top, comics, and things scifi
- Sheldon and Amy Farrah Fowler break up.
- Amy still hangs out with them, and becomes one of the group. 

- Howard become creepy once again.
- Leonard and Penny break up and Leonard doesn't whine about it.
- Raj gets over his fear of talking to women.
- NO LAUGH TRACK

Chris Hardwick is a comedian that does mostly nerd humor.  His comedy special Mandroid is wonderful, and you should give it a download.

Has there ever been a point in your life that you wished you couldn't grow hair, just because you hate shaving so much?

Even if you can tuck your boobs into your shorts it still doesn't give you the right to do that.

Every time I go through airport security I feel like such a criminal because I won't go through the scanning machine.  My favourite was the officer that was doing my pat down claiming they weren't doing any damage to you, but they were removing them from all airports. 

Trivia Question:  What is the busiest time of year for the strippers in the state of Florida?
A:  The Republican National Conference.     Family values at it's finest.