Tuesday, January 21, 2014

Let's blast Richard Sherman here.  Instead of happiness and being respectful towards the 49ers.  We get a hateful and uncalled for tirade of nonsense.  How can you possibly cheer for the Seahawks here?


Sara and I have decided to see a Broadway show while in New York for the outdoor hockey game that we won tickets to including hotel and flight to just in case you forgot.  Nothing better than going to see a play starring Picard and Gandalf or Magneto.  Whatever you prefer.

Also I am announcing a board game night at Rum Runners Pub on February 3rd from 7-11pm.  There will be a 50/50 draw, raffle table, and a donation jar with all proceeds going to the Anselma House (Women and Children's shelter) in Kitchener. There is a Facebook event page if you would like to join.

https://www.facebook.com/events/1453140521576034/?ref_dashboard_filter=upcoming

Her - 9.1/10
Inside Llewyn Davis - 7.8/10
Last Vegas - 7.0/10
Wolf of Wall Street - 8.3/10

"Her" is a trippy and eye opening tale of a man that falls in love with his phone's operating system.  This isn't Siri folks.  This is an operating system that can learn your tendencies and emotions.  Fantastic movie and original movie.

After you watch Wolf of Wall Street it will make you feel the same way if you consumed way too many Krispy Kreme donuts.  You will also need to go have a shower.  This film will make you feel filthy.

The commercial where the whole family is sitting around the living room and the mother is staring in the kitchen and just can't stand that the dishwasher isn't stainless steel is absolutely dead on.  As a society we suck.

At Sobey's the other day I was walking out the door with my groceries and passed a man chugging a 1L container of 2% white milk.  As I was walking past him he looks at me directly in the eyes and says Isn't this store great?   I guess Sobey's is pretty good.

While hopped up on T3's I forgot my license at Pharma Plus.  I have a very chubby face in the picture so they weren't sure if it was actually me.

Just a reminder to anyone that is in marketing.  Please don't make anymore commercials with people yelling at in adamant objects pretending that they are human beings without the camera panning over there.  We are done with it.

The older generation have a hard time grasping technology.  Younger generation - that doesn't make them stupid though.

Famous words out of pet owners mouths.  "Don't eat that, don't you dare eat that.  Ahhhh Fu** that's gross."

Sitting beside six boxes of gluten free pasta on the couch is my type of Tuesday morning.

My dog sledding and ice fishing experience was once again cancelled due to weather.  We are not meant to race dogs.  Well that is until spring when I beat Sophie's ass in a 100M dash.  That's right Sophie.  What you gonna do when the Hosehead runs wild all over you?

UFC fight with man that had leg turn to jello or the scene with the creepy monkeys in the new show Helix.  Both of these things cannot be watched while consuming any type of food substance.  This includes potato chips.

Apparently David Letterman is a real spiteful jerk when there is talk of replacing him.  What?  Letterman seems like such a nice guy.  Richard Sherman what do you have to say about that? 



Was foiled by Pizza Pops again.  I haven't had them for thirty six years and I had them recently for lunch.  Oh the outside of this doesn't seem too hot.  Then you bite into it.  Then pizza streams down your face while burning both sides of your mouth.  Damn you pizza pops (while shaking fist).


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