Tuesday, March 11, 2014

At one point my hometown was turning into the casino circuit when it was bringing acts to town.  Kim Mitchell and Helix?  This year they brought in Sloan and last year they had the Trews.  You receive a Wiserhood slow clap for the turnaround.

Started to watch True Detective last night.  What has gotten into Matthew McConaughey?  When did he get into the conversation of best actor right now? 

If you want to have a chuckle go look at Kate Hudson's IMDB list of movies she has been in over the past 20 years?  It fills the stat sheet similar to Eric Hinske's career with the Jays.

For those that feel like slaves to the vote for Sara and my contests.  Please shut up and continue to vote.

Rob Ford was on Jimmy Kimmel and feels as though he was embarrassed intentionally.  This is a choose your own adventure ending.

a) It's a fu***** comedy show.  What the fu** did you think was going to happen
b) You sweat too much.
c)  Can you do something useful and eat Justin Bieber.   

300: Rise of an Empire - 6.3/10



Went to the Sony event last week that Sara won tickets for.  We both received wireless bluetooth speakers and Celine Dion CD's.  Her face does look similar to a horse.

It was cool to be able to dress up in the breaking bad outfits and seeing all the cool technology that is going to be released.  I felt terrible for the musician there.  He was a solo artist that looked like he sold his soul to Sony to perform there.

I found out that there are some women that can't go to the bathroom when their husband or boyfriend are in the house.  This is what a man with colitis has nightmares about.  Also, What? Why?

Paul Pierce = I would rather wear an Araujo jersey.

I still can't believe that he lost a jump ball to Nate Robinson.  He was almost a foot and a half taller.

People wonder how I began to cheer for the Philadelphia Flyers as a small lad.  I always had a thing about going against the grain even as a child.  Philadelphia had a war going on against the heavily favoured Edmonton Oilers.  Everybody and their mother were cheering for Wayne Gretzky and the Oilers.  I didn't want any part of this bandwagon nonsense.  I wanted to cheer for the team with the crazy goaltender and the mammoth number 12 that just sat in front of the net.  Also my favourite colour was orange.

Windows XP is not being supported by Microsoft anymore.  The grumpy old population is up in arms again. 

I might purchase a pair of those good old boy jeans.  You know the really, really, really blue jeans that barely bend when you put them on.

George Strombo is taking over for Hockey Night in Canada.  One thing that they changed is that they toned down Don Cherry.  This was the worst thing that they did.  It was awesome to see what this racist crazy old man was going to say next.

Each year that a man gets older his enjoyment for cutting the grass increases.  This also applies to washing the car.

They always warn you not to run with scissors.  Are there a lot of kids that run with scissors?  I don't think as a child that I had the scissors in my hands that often.  Not enough to be warned not to run with them.

As a child there was nothing more disappointing then having a pile of snow drop and it not being the type of snow that you could make snow balls with. 

Sure fire way to cause chaos for other people up in the house hold.  Make the wireless password the answer to a riddle that you left on the kitchen table.


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