Wednesday, April 23, 2014

Paul Pierce believes that he is big time.  He believes that you can't buy big game ability at Costco.  It's just in his DNA.  It's really difficult to be a 100% di**bag.  Pierce is the closest that this earth has.

In case you would like to know what song I believe I can run the fastest to.  It's Run to the Hills by Iron Maiden.

Yes, I do think that you are an idiot if you don't enjoy Game of Thrones.

It's so weird walking into a casino in the states and having a big whiff of cigarette smoke. How is this still allowed indoors anywhere?  Also, what was I thinking?  

We have found the perfect place to go on Easter Sunday.  It's the untapped market of wineries.  They are just so excited to have customers that they give you a tasting of every wine in the building.

I believe in the 80's that we knew that the mullet didn't look good.  It was a statement of I don't give a fu** about looking good.  I am just going to rock this AC/DC jean jacket, light blue jeans, and high top shoes in -8 degree weather.  I may look cold, and I am.  This is the '80s and being cold is also cool.  The '80s were a strange era.

For people to actually want to go to Chicago Cubs games they are going to need to have a promotional night every night.  Tonight, you will be served chili dogs by people dressed in dog costumes running on all fours.

Currently reading a book called Shovel Ready.  The author has decided not to describe anything.  He just writes in one sentence intervals.  It's fantastic.

Top 3 Bad Things About Glue

3 - As a child while making wreaths for Xmas.  The glue would burn me out of the gun.  Also my wreath would look the worst in the class.
2 - I once got my hands stuck together with crazy glue.
1 - Watching this one kid always eat the white glue.  I wanted to try it, but I was always told that it was bad for me.  He seemed to enjoy it so much.

They had a board game/burlesque night at Roxanne's (local gentlemen's club.)  I am not sure how I feel about this.  I guess it's creative. Playing Operation with a stripper I am sure is somebody's fetish.

Sometimes it's upsetting looking up recipes on the web.  Who has some of these ingredients?  Marjoram? 

I love when they put the brand name of the product as well.  You have to have Becel Margarine.  "What are you crazy?  You can't add PC margarine.  You've ruined everything."

Is there more ball players that do the assumptive walk to first on a border line 3 ball pitch now?

I can't think of a more attractive celebrity that I would never want to meet than Gwyneth Paltrow. 

One thing about running is that there is never a time that I am not hungry.  This running thing is becoming expensive on the food bill.

The National is what the Shins should have been.  They were a great band that had everything there.  They just couldn't put it together consistently.

Even the new generation of Habs fans seem to be arrogant.  They have that whole bunch of Stanley Cups under our belt type of arrogance.  Maybe the stupidest argument in the book.  1 in 6 chance to win the cup for the majority of them, and you had the exclusive right to most french players.  Ole' ole' ole' that.  Still enjoy their company over Leaf fans though.

Bought new running shoes yesterday at the AG sale (Acronyms, cause I'm cool like that.)  Inside the box they had a picture of a dude running properly, and how he was doing so.  It also told me that these shoes should feel like slippers while running.  They were right.  The brand is Altra.  They are good.








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