In Men's slo-pitch we finished the regular season undefeated.  15-0, if you would like to come support your local Go Balls Deep team we will be showing off our skills at the Ice Park in Cambridge tomorrow night.  We will be signing empties and cigarette packs after the game as well.  There are a few of the guys that don't mind signing cleavage as well.  Male or female, doesn't matter. 

Edge of Tomorrow - 8.2/10
X-Men - Days of Future Past - 9.2/10

Two terrific movies.  Really enjoyed watching Tom Cruise get killed over and over again.  Some brilliantly shot scenes in the new X-Men.  Marvel has got the comic book movies mastered.  I just envision a room in a basement of a bunch of males and females debating episode 38 of the X-Men comic book.  Bowls of cheesies, empty cans of red bull, and two action figures battling.  Old school gaming console would be in there with the limited edition of Ninja Gaiden 16 bit styles.

There are many fine breweries in Southern Ontario.  Walk into your local LCBO and just start grabbing random tall boys.  I guarantee you will not be disappointed.  Even just by the names of the cans.  Hop City now has a beer called Robot IPA.  Railway City has one called the "Witty" Traveller.  Blah, blah, blah hipster.  Try some different beers.

There was a time in my life that I only drank Budweiser.  There was also a time that I only listened to Limp Bizkit and Korn.  I have worn terrible clothing, had a mullet, and rocked rapist glasses.  These are the burdens that I must carry. 

Sara is home, her work bought her flowers and put up streamers in the office.  You never realize how valuable Wayne Gretzky is to your team until you have traded him for Jimmy Carson.

Calgary has snow.  I am not ready for this to happen.  Winter is like that super old man down the cereal aisle that is taking up the whole aisle with his walker.  You just want to grab the Honey Nut Cheerios, but he is directly in front of it.  He has been looking at the ingredients of Shredded Wheat for at least three minutes.  You have said excuse me, but he either didn't hear you or he is grumpy.  Now you must wait it out. 

What do you think teachers that teach marketing do?  See what they did there?  That sold really well.  Copy that.

People that are massage therapists have it tough.  I am sure that their significant other expects massages all the time.  It's like somebody that is a chef.  If you come home with McDonald's, your wife or husband will have that "What the Fu**" all over their face.

There should be a once in a lifetime opportunity to be put into a serious sporting situation.  Like if you win a lottery of some sort.  You could be put into the run a 4th and 1 with the game on the line.  "Here comes Daryl Smith to run this short yardage play with Green Bays season on the line.  The crowd is booing him.  Why would they ever make a lottery like this?  Oh, and he is stuffed.  His leg looks broken."

The Oakland A's are falling apart.  It's difficult to watch the team right now.  Every situation they are in they look tentative.  It's almost to the point of being uncomfortable.  It's like every episode of the British Office.

Sometimes it's frustrating when people don't understand sports.  Like they don't know how difficult it is to making a jump, spin, and throw to get somebody out. Yes, that's my specialty.  I guess it's the same way when someone takes a really good photo and shows it to me. "Look at the colour definition and abstract look of this photo."  "I like the last one with the cat in the box instead of it's bed."

Top 3 professions that I could not date that's not the obvious.

3 - Personal Trainer - Every time that I ate chips I would feel bad
2 - Psychiatrist  - I don't want to lay down on the damn couch
1 - Sales person - Two sales people in one house.  A lot of talk, without anything ever getting done.