At Farm Camp Learning a Russian Accent

Sara was telling me a story about when she was younger.  She wanted to go to something called Farm Camp.  She took all of her brothers with her.  They learned how to work on the farm and all things about farm life.  These farmers were geniuses.  They were paid for receiving child labor.  We have an opening at FS.  Come learn to work in retail.  Carry bags, lift boxes, and learn the wisdom of handling people at Xmas time.  Only $1,000 per week.

We had our annual Xmas party last night at McMullens in Waterloo.  It was a rousing success.  Many great gifts given out.  For the auction of the gift cards I used mainly all local businesses.  That's right, I am just like Robin Hood.  Except for the stealing part and giving to the poor part.  Wait?

There is something called the Christmas Pooper.  It's a figurine of a celebrity doing the deed on the ground.  Apparently it's good luck to put this up in your house.  This seems like something made up by the weird kid in Grade 5 that thought the silent farts were the best.  Why would anybody want this?

Housebound - 9.1/10
Cold in July - 8.2/10

Housebound is absolutely terrific.  It's the best horror movie of the year.  It's a movie based out of New Zealand and it combines comedy with horror.  It's not just your typical haunted house movie.  Give it a watch.

Watching the NFC south this year in the NFL is hideous.  The NFL really needs to change their playoff format.  There's a chance if New Orleans wins outright that they will make the playoffs.  They generally are a much different team in the Superdome.  Can you imagine if the 12-4 Detroit Lions have to go on the road to face the 7-9 New Orleans Saints?

The owner of Grumpy Cat makes over 100 million dollars a year in endorsements and other nonsense.  More then Kim Kardashian.  Kim Kardashian has just found about this and is planning on doing something shocking.  She is going to take her clothes off for a magazine.  Wow!  I wish she would receive an Al Iafrate slap shot off of the inner thigh with one of those rock hard orange road hockey balls.

Faking an accent is extremely strange.  It was not put into the managers handbook on how to deal with situations like that.  Chapter 7 - How to deal with people faking accents to get things that they want.

Real simple, Bose and Beats docking stations are both excellent.  Don't over think it.

The worst words that have come out somebody's mouth that was talking to me recently.  That record is not in press anymore.  Don't people realize how good The Beta Band Hot Shots II is?

If you have a cat.  Make a circle with duct tape on the floor.  The cat will sit in it.  You're welcome.

What is the age that you start to worry if you are going to injure yourself if you just start running from a complete standstill?

There is something called Preemie dolls.  These are dolls that represent premature babies.  We do realize that premature babies are not supposed to be born yet and have major health issues to deal with?  Yes, now we should start making tri-pod dog stuffed animals.

When you connect on a good high five there is no better feeling.  I would say a solid high five only happens 28% of the time.  You can't go for a second high five either.  If you screw that one up as well you're done.  Too many are chances are taken with the high five.

For Cliff Huxtable to gain all of his awesome Dad power Bill Cosby had to sell his soul to Satan according to rumour.