Our Xmas Party was this past weekend. Ron Josol was absolutely on the money. It helped that there was a guy there that was having the best night of his life there to rip on. He really, really, really loved everybody this particular evening.
The Wolverine - 6.0/10 - I already forgot what happened
Ass Backwards - 2.9/10 - I can't believe I watched this thing.
Why do they even have the warnings at the end of infomercials on XM? I don't think that I caught one word that was said. I didn't know people could even talk that fast without talking about micro machines.
Another thing that I caught was that they were trying to sell you on having a mailing system in New York. One of their selling tools was that you would have an impressive mailing address. Sign me up. 310 Humphrey Bogart Lane, Kitchener ON. "This guy knows what he's doing. We should send him some money."
Listening to New York people whine about how Robinson Cano went to the place that offered him the most amount of money is pleasing. "He obviously doesn't care about the pin stripe honor." Yeah CC Sabathia, Jacoby Ellsbury, and Mark Teixeira really care about the honor there as well. The Yankees throw money at every single high priced free agent there is on the market. Some come and some don't. Don't whine when one of your own guys goes somewhere else.
Was in Detroit this past weekend for the Thanksgiving game. The time we spent there was enjoyable. The beer and food were great. We also had a picture with Santa. I would rather not discuss the game. Please don't make me think back to that game.
Sara goes to Trinidad for the weekend. This was another one of her online victories. Apparently others have done this contest and have gone skydiving or drove a Lamborghini. Sara goes to Trinidad. Now if she drove a Lamborghini out of a plane in Trinidad that would be the ultimate one upper.
Found out that a dude didn't read the fine print in an ebay ad and received a picture of an XBOX One.
I have a phobia of going into a room, having multiple people sitting in a room talking quietly without any music playing. How can you not have background music to everything? Any time there is silence it's uncomfortable. Put music on and all that goes away.
Was asked to DJ the Paddyfest Gala Dinner. I didn't realize how prestigious this event was until my Mother raised her eyebrow and said they asked you? Wow! Yes Mom, they asked me.
As a grown man you must know when you have snot running down your nose. Come on, clean yourself up. Even while looking at gaming mousepads. You heard me right. Gaming mouse pads.
So you changed your name to Billy Ocean. You could pick any name in the world and you chose Billy Ocean?
Watched this recently. It's a long one, but it's gorgeous. The drummer in the Adventure Guide shirt is my favorite.
Started watching the Wire recently. Well I am screwed this winter. Red Wine, slow cooker meals, and the Wire. I am going to be a fat fu**.
Really enjoy when people get really angry and don't know how to fight. They for some reason run at the person with their head down like a battering ram. You can't see where you are going and you are off balance. This is a terrible technique.
Top 3 old school wrestling moves
3 - Back Rake (Everybody that didn't know how to wrestle properly)
2 - Headbutt (Junk Yard Dog)
1 - Bear Hug (Andre the Giant)
I would like to give a shout out to those that make it enjoyable to read Facebook updates. The ones that write things that are interesting, funny, opinionated, and entertaining. Ask yourself this when you are done writing your status update. Would you want to read that? If you feel your eyes glossing over after you wrote that Rob Ford recycled joke or that Let's go Leafs status update. Just stop what you are doing. Go to the corner store. Chug down a 1litre jug of Chocolate Milk, and then think about what you have just done.
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