Wednesday, September 12, 2012


Finally went to the Jane Bond restaurant recently.  Vegetarian restaurant with a wide assortment of beers on tap.  Friendly hipster vibe, didn't get a chance to try the food, but everything sounded delicious.

Bauer Kitchen this past Friday.  Watermelon Mojito - 10/10

Snow White and the Huntsmen - 5.1/10

Kristen Stewart, what does everybody see in you?  Chronic B**** face syndrome.  Pattinson was lucky of what happened.  How can you not be single if you can have any woman in America?

Danier Leather and Golf Town have end of season sales going on right now.  Got a $400.00 leather jacket for $75.00.  I look tough as nails in leather, but you take off that jacket and I have 0% muscle tone.

How have I not seen Wrath of Khan before?  Watched it at the Princess Cinema this past Saturday.  It runs very close to being as good as the newest Star Trek.

So you think Star Trek is only for nerds?  Watch Wrath of Khan and the newest Star Trek in succession, and if you still think that, we can no longer be friends.

Here comes Honey Boo - The mother looks like a bean bag chair with eyes and a nose.  I can't even watch the show, you know when you look at something and you feel like you are going to throw up.  Well the mother makes me feel like that every time I see her.  I didn't think a person could do this to me.

There are way too many fat kids.  Remember going to school and there would be one poor kid who would get picked on for being big?  Well the skinny kid gets picked on for not eating pizza pockets and playing World of Warcraft now.

Stop going to school and trying to be nurses or secretary's.  There are not enough jobs to go around and these schools that are just trying to get money out of you are over promising and under delivering.

I do enjoy the commercial with the dude in the fancy car that pulls up to the bus stop and asks the girl what she is doing and she says waiting for the bus and he drives off.  Then she gets a job as a secretary and gets her own car and picks up the dude instead.

Stop sending body parts all over Canada.

Divine Fits - the new album with the lead singer of Wolf Parade and Spoon - 8.6/10

Slow cooker will be fired up soon.  Is there anything better then Sunday Football while enjoying some ribs, potatoes, and a pint.

Watched 7 hours of football on Sunday.  It was glorious.

I think I am finally seeing Jennifer Aniston age.  She must be running out of souls of young girls. 

Nothing better then having a customer reek like booze at 10am in the morning.  You need to start partying pretty early to reek like booze at 10am.

Charlize Theron is coming close to stealing Kate Winslet's thunder as Daryl's favorite female actress.  

Have you ever had a piece of electronics that you just couldn't part with even though it was broken.  You try turning it on every once in a while to see if miraculously fixed itself.  It works for the same couple of seconds that it always does.  You feel happiness and then sadness when you see the red light come on like it always does.

RIP XBOX





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