I think I witnessed an inbred family on the flight back from Cancun, but I can't be quite certain.  Listing off all the signs of inbred families in my head makes me feel like a bad person so I stopped doing it.

Really like the reference that Sara and I are travel ninjas after we seamlessly went from Mexico to New York. 

Today is the first day back to work.  Ready to deal with questions involving the differences between Wireless N Dual Band 750 and Wireless Dual Band 600.

Heineken is $27.00 at the border for a 24.  In case you lived in a parallel universe that didn't have cheaper alcohol at the border.

I feel you should act a certain way at a winery.  It seems like the library of the alcohol world.  This means that you don't suplex a woman into the snow at 12:37PM on a Saturday afternoon.  Two limo's full of inebriated Americans made for some trials and tribulations in the winery area.  Overall though it was a good time.

Haven't watched a lick of Olympic Hockey yet.  Might watch the game against Latvia.  Just can't get into it until things get serious.

Hunger Games - 9.8/10
Knights of Badassdom - 6.7/10
Secret Life of Walter Mitty - 6.9/10

Really liked both Hunger Games movies.  The undertones were phenomenal in this film.  Just can't get over how good of a feel you have after watching this movie.  Jennifer Lawrence is once again flawless.

Beck - Morning Phase - 9.3/10

Did you enjoy Beck - Sea Change?  If the answer is a positive one, then purchase this record.  Straight back to the folk/blues of that album.  So far it's the best album I have heard in 2014.

Here's a test.  See how long you can go with just watching commercials on daytime TBS television.  You will have signed up for a college and been hurt in a car accident by the end of that day.

The Jays will be quite a bit better this year is my prediction.  85-77 is my guess.

There is nothing more terrifying than a giant dog flying out of a room straight towards you while you relax watching TV.  Especially when you had no idea that the person had a pet. 

Sara has a month and a half remaining in Canada before she begins her Appalachian Trail adventure.  Here's her trail journal if you would like to keep up with her amazing adventures.

http://www.trailjournals.com/entry.cfm?id=401640

Pushing someone's face into dessert is funny every time.  The consequences of that action will always be terrible though.  The fear of it happening to you is not worth the laughs you will receive.

The person that made the app flappy bird took it down. They didn't like how popular it was becoming.  Have you played that game?  The upkeep couldn't have been too tough.  Also isn't this the reason why you make an app? 

Don't like haunted houses.  Some of it is obvious and some of it is not.  At the House of Frankenstein in Niagara Falls everything went dark and then the lights came on.  I started running for some unknown reason, and ran directly into a mirror.   There were actors that asked me if I was ok.  "I am fine."  I say trying to hold back the whimpers of pain.  This was at the age of 26.

When is the last time that the Raptors and the Leafs made the playoffs in the same year?  Has it ever happened?

The Kyle Lowry dilemma is a tough one.  I am almost certain that he will leave after this year.  So the options are.

a) Trade him while his value is at an all time high and try to get a point guard back in the deal
b) Play it out and hope that you can resign him in the offseason while making a run at the playoffs.
c) Offer him a contract now and if he rejects.  Trade him!

Why in all movies and shows does that dad always look the same when he threatens you with the belt?  It looks like a version of all high school janitors should look for some reason.

When do you think Rainbow Butt Monkey's were like we need to change this band's name if anybody is going to take us seriously?  You would hope that it would be the instant that they thought of that name.