Wednesday, October 29, 2014

What do we have here?  A brand spanking new Jose Gonzalez album coming out in 2015.  Vegas odds have put this as Hosehead's album of the year at 3-1. 

NBA season is about to begin.  Entered a NBA fantasy draft.  I thought I was knowledgeable in basketball until I entered this draft.  I drafted a few players that could have been inmates at Alcatraz earlier in this century.  Also Anthony Davis is an absolute monster in every way.  That includes that he looks like a monster with his giant uni-brow.

Gotham is OK.  Sometimes I don't enjoy things that are just ok.  If I wanted just ok I would eat tapioca pudding for dessert and have a marathon of Friends going.

Went to Gilt last night for dinner.  This is a new Tapas (but can't be describe as just tapas; because they don't specialize in just Spanish food.)  They call it sharing food.  It was terrific.   All local food, that had a flair for being different with each and every plate.  If you would like somewhere to go for a beer and a couple of plates of sharing food.  Try it out.  Sharing food sounds like it's something made up by your parents because you are a dick of a sibling and you don't share with your brothers and sisters.

Dawn of the Planet of the Apes - 8.5/10

Do you know who should be put in a headlock and nuggied?  People that buy concert tickets to just make a profit.  $125.00 a ticket to see Caribou?

Mr. Clean has a new product out.  It has a squeeze cap so you never use too much cleaning liquid.  Are we this dumb?  "Oh damn, used half of the container of cleaning liquid again.  If only I  had a cleaning shot glass that could tell me how much cleaner to use."  Bam bah da bum, the bald guy that looks like he just got out of the naval service from 1956 shows up at my door.

Skrillex had a concert recently.  Is it called a concert?  14 people in their late teens and early 20's were taken to hospital with drug overdoses.  Sorry, this realm of music has really shitty fans.  Learn how to do drugs properly.  See that guy over there with the pipe and the big beard sitting on the grass with sunglasses on?  That's how you party.

The Flaming Lips released an album with many people that is a tribute to Sgt. Peppers Lonely Hearts Club Band album.  Review will be soon.  Need to prepare for an album like that.

Iggy Azelea was on SNL recently.  I caught the whole performance.  This really isn't worth the wear and tear of the keyboard of my laptop.

Top 3 situations where you require a monitor at home while just sitting on the couch at 10:32pm.

3)  Falling asleep on the couch sitting up with your head back and having your own saliva going down the wrong way and starting to cough.  Confused and startled is the result.
2)  Remote falling off of the couch, but my hand is stuck in the chip bag.  While trying not to allow the remote to hit the ground the chips go all over the floor.
1)  The wine glass that is on the edge of the table.  You put it down while not looking up from your computer.  You don't realize the terror that could ensue.  

The Jays lost the only coach that looked like he knew what he was doing.  Kevin Seitzer has left for greener pastures of a team that struck out more then any other team in the MLB this year.  Gibby what do you think about this?  "If you can't cut the grass without just your hands.  You have lost your way."  Thanks for putting everything into perspective Gibby.

What's the age that trick or treating becomes morally wrong?  I always thought it was about 13.  Probably the rule of thumb is that if you have had a job before you can't trick or treat.  There maybe a few mid twenty's people out there dressed up as Destiny characters I guess if we go by that rule. 




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