Flying into Kitchener instead of Toronto might be the best thing that has ever been invented by anyone anywhere. You aren't going to get me on this trick again. "Oh the 401 is cut down to one lane at 2:07am on a Sunday night."
From what I saw of Chicago it seems to be a little more upscale as far as restaurants go than New York. It might have been the area of Chicago that we were in, but New York seems a lot more dinery.
Kid in front of us was chugging whiskey with only two layers of clothing on. 3 min into the second period was his demise.
Oscar's were predictable last night. For those that think DiCaprio should have won best actor. You obviously haven't seen Dallas Buyers Club yet.
Real Estate - Atlas - 8.3/10
Bigfoot Bounty is a show that offers 10 million dollars if you find Bigfoot. They raised the prize from 1 million to 10 million to entice more people to try to find Bigfoot. You might as well offer the soul of a 81 year old Korean Man or the ghost of the Crocodile Hunter in an urn.
Apparently there is interest in creature porn. Bigfoot, swamp thing, minotaur. If your interest has swayed towards these things you might have to be cutoff from the internet.
Sears was the original Amazon. You looked at those catalogs and they had everything you could possibly want. Instead of changing they are still rocking the catalogs. Who is running this company?
There is a bar in Chicago that has turtle races as part of their nightly entertainment. This would probably start off by being awesome and then turn into that episode of the Simpsons when they are watching Soccer in the stadium.
Excitement, disappointment, and being a di** all in one conversation.
Q: You into sports?
A: Yeah!
Q: Hockey, baseball, football, or basketball?
A: Football
Q: Yeah, who's your team?
A: Manchester
The Iphone 4 pictures look similar to that Dora the Explorer camera pics that you gave your nephew for Christmas last year. You looked for a Spiderman one, but all they had left was Dora.
Rush - 8.5/10
Zero expectations for this flick. Really enjoyed it in the end. Car racing is still for morons, but the movie was good.
Sara is a finalist for the Wiserhood commercial. This is a gentlemens Whiskey club. If you know anything about Sara you know that she absolutely adores straight whiskey.
Most Americans don't go to sporting events to actually watch the game. They go there to out yell the opposing teams fans while inebriated. Athletes get upset at Canadian fans because they aren't loud enough for their satisfaction. No, we just aren't idiots that cheer just for the sake of cheering.
People that watch other people play video games on Youtube? Why is this a thing?
There will hopefully never be a time in my life that I don't turn Nirvana up when it comes on my Ipod.
Went to the Imax in the museum in Chicago. They did a great job of keeping everybody awake. Having the guy sound like Morgan Freeman, playing soothing music, video of fish swimming around a reef, with super comfortable seats. More than 50% of the crowd was sleeping.
I like to think that I am super sophisticated. I then realize that my favorite part of yesterday was watching two baby turtles fight each other in the aquarium. Sara and I commentated the battle for at least five minutes.
Monday, March 3, 2014
Tuesday, February 25, 2014
Watching Team Canada dominate in the final two games of this tournament was nothing short of majestic. You really had that feel of Detroit Red Wings hockey throughout the whole tournament, but especially in the gold medal game. Puck possession and strong "d" were the name of the game. My MVP has got to be Drew Doughty.
Sara and I are heading to Chicago this weekend for the final one of our prizes for the Coors Light Contest. We get to witness Chicago play Pittsburgh in an outdoor game at Soldier Field. Very well could be a Stanley Cup preview. 7pm game of course. Should be nice and warm there.
Really not sure how the Canadian population goes without vacationing to somewhere warm for at least a week. This winter has been the absolute anti-christ.
My hometown has this beautiful St. Patrick's Day event that lasts two weeks. Oktoberfest is for chumps and Paddyfest is for champs. The winner by a landslide because you don't play fu***** polka.
Really like the Jimmy Kimmel segment of celebrities reading mean tweets about themselves.
Jonesing for some baseball. Both to play and to watch. I try to be active in the winter. Or I always say I will be active in the winter, but this never happens. The first step that I take out into the Arctic winter my body says "Yeah, good one Daryl. Let's just get back inside before you hurt yourself."
Dallas Buyers Club - 8.6/10
Welcome to the Jungle - 6.2/10 (Jean Claude Van Damme in a comedy role. Actually I think most of his movies are comedy's, but this one is meant to be.)
Top 3 movies of 2013
3 - Nebraska
2 - Her
1 - Hunger Games - Catching Fire
I beat Sara at Settlers of Catan last weekend. This is a feat for me since it so rarely happens. The fact that she was lying on the couch sleeping until it was her turn makes no difference to me. I will take the win.
If the American's weren't going to show up for the Bronze medal game. Couldn't they at least done something awesome like played in old school hockey gear or bringing back the 1980 American team to play the game instead. Would have been much more entertaining.
Scott Boras is ripping into the Jays about not making moves in the off season to keep the club competitive. In other news he is also the agent for Ervin Santana the last prominent starter available on the free agent market. Boras should be in the movie Wolf of Wall Street. He is the epitome of being a douchebag.
Is there a Michael Jackson dancing school? If there is not, why not?
If you put me in a an Art Museum and asked me to describe any art to you. This would be the worst way to spend your time.
There was a time in my life that I was excellent at ping pong. Not Asian excellent, but white excellent.
I am having a difficult time figuring out if I want to see Black Sabbath in Hamilton. This is my all time favorite band and I have seen them once already 15-20 years ago. This has to be the last time that they are touring and their new album is alright. Also there is very little interest from friends to go to this. One of them actually stated that he would rather see the Barenaked Ladies. It almost came to blows.
Jurassic Park could happen I think if scientists put their mind to it. The question might be. Should we really be creating dinosaurs?
I miss the mornings of mimosas. That sounds like a new Jimmy Buffet song.
Skateboarding videos of people doing tricks on the side of public stairs that have giant poles made of steel that are dangerously close to your crotch?
Sara and I are heading to Chicago this weekend for the final one of our prizes for the Coors Light Contest. We get to witness Chicago play Pittsburgh in an outdoor game at Soldier Field. Very well could be a Stanley Cup preview. 7pm game of course. Should be nice and warm there.
Really not sure how the Canadian population goes without vacationing to somewhere warm for at least a week. This winter has been the absolute anti-christ.
My hometown has this beautiful St. Patrick's Day event that lasts two weeks. Oktoberfest is for chumps and Paddyfest is for champs. The winner by a landslide because you don't play fu***** polka.
Really like the Jimmy Kimmel segment of celebrities reading mean tweets about themselves.
Jonesing for some baseball. Both to play and to watch. I try to be active in the winter. Or I always say I will be active in the winter, but this never happens. The first step that I take out into the Arctic winter my body says "Yeah, good one Daryl. Let's just get back inside before you hurt yourself."
Dallas Buyers Club - 8.6/10
Welcome to the Jungle - 6.2/10 (Jean Claude Van Damme in a comedy role. Actually I think most of his movies are comedy's, but this one is meant to be.)
Top 3 movies of 2013
3 - Nebraska
2 - Her
1 - Hunger Games - Catching Fire
I beat Sara at Settlers of Catan last weekend. This is a feat for me since it so rarely happens. The fact that she was lying on the couch sleeping until it was her turn makes no difference to me. I will take the win.
If the American's weren't going to show up for the Bronze medal game. Couldn't they at least done something awesome like played in old school hockey gear or bringing back the 1980 American team to play the game instead. Would have been much more entertaining.
Scott Boras is ripping into the Jays about not making moves in the off season to keep the club competitive. In other news he is also the agent for Ervin Santana the last prominent starter available on the free agent market. Boras should be in the movie Wolf of Wall Street. He is the epitome of being a douchebag.
Is there a Michael Jackson dancing school? If there is not, why not?
If you put me in a an Art Museum and asked me to describe any art to you. This would be the worst way to spend your time.
There was a time in my life that I was excellent at ping pong. Not Asian excellent, but white excellent.
I am having a difficult time figuring out if I want to see Black Sabbath in Hamilton. This is my all time favorite band and I have seen them once already 15-20 years ago. This has to be the last time that they are touring and their new album is alright. Also there is very little interest from friends to go to this. One of them actually stated that he would rather see the Barenaked Ladies. It almost came to blows.
Jurassic Park could happen I think if scientists put their mind to it. The question might be. Should we really be creating dinosaurs?
I miss the mornings of mimosas. That sounds like a new Jimmy Buffet song.
Skateboarding videos of people doing tricks on the side of public stairs that have giant poles made of steel that are dangerously close to your crotch?
Wednesday, February 19, 2014
I think I witnessed an inbred family on the flight back from Cancun, but I can't be quite certain. Listing off all the signs of inbred families in my head makes me feel like a bad person so I stopped doing it.
Really like the reference that Sara and I are travel ninjas after we seamlessly went from Mexico to New York.
Today is the first day back to work. Ready to deal with questions involving the differences between Wireless N Dual Band 750 and Wireless Dual Band 600.
Heineken is $27.00 at the border for a 24. In case you lived in a parallel universe that didn't have cheaper alcohol at the border.
I feel you should act a certain way at a winery. It seems like the library of the alcohol world. This means that you don't suplex a woman into the snow at 12:37PM on a Saturday afternoon. Two limo's full of inebriated Americans made for some trials and tribulations in the winery area. Overall though it was a good time.
Haven't watched a lick of Olympic Hockey yet. Might watch the game against Latvia. Just can't get into it until things get serious.
Hunger Games - 9.8/10
Knights of Badassdom - 6.7/10
Secret Life of Walter Mitty - 6.9/10
Really liked both Hunger Games movies. The undertones were phenomenal in this film. Just can't get over how good of a feel you have after watching this movie. Jennifer Lawrence is once again flawless.
Beck - Morning Phase - 9.3/10
Did you enjoy Beck - Sea Change? If the answer is a positive one, then purchase this record. Straight back to the folk/blues of that album. So far it's the best album I have heard in 2014.
Here's a test. See how long you can go with just watching commercials on daytime TBS television. You will have signed up for a college and been hurt in a car accident by the end of that day.
The Jays will be quite a bit better this year is my prediction. 85-77 is my guess.
There is nothing more terrifying than a giant dog flying out of a room straight towards you while you relax watching TV. Especially when you had no idea that the person had a pet.
Sara has a month and a half remaining in Canada before she begins her Appalachian Trail adventure. Here's her trail journal if you would like to keep up with her amazing adventures.
http://www.trailjournals.com/entry.cfm?id=401640
Pushing someone's face into dessert is funny every time. The consequences of that action will always be terrible though. The fear of it happening to you is not worth the laughs you will receive.
The person that made the app flappy bird took it down. They didn't like how popular it was becoming. Have you played that game? The upkeep couldn't have been too tough. Also isn't this the reason why you make an app?
Don't like haunted houses. Some of it is obvious and some of it is not. At the House of Frankenstein in Niagara Falls everything went dark and then the lights came on. I started running for some unknown reason, and ran directly into a mirror. There were actors that asked me if I was ok. "I am fine." I say trying to hold back the whimpers of pain. This was at the age of 26.
When is the last time that the Raptors and the Leafs made the playoffs in the same year? Has it ever happened?
The Kyle Lowry dilemma is a tough one. I am almost certain that he will leave after this year. So the options are.
a) Trade him while his value is at an all time high and try to get a point guard back in the deal
b) Play it out and hope that you can resign him in the offseason while making a run at the playoffs.
c) Offer him a contract now and if he rejects. Trade him!
Why in all movies and shows does that dad always look the same when he threatens you with the belt? It looks like a version of all high school janitors should look for some reason.
When do you think Rainbow Butt Monkey's were like we need to change this band's name if anybody is going to take us seriously? You would hope that it would be the instant that they thought of that name.
Really like the reference that Sara and I are travel ninjas after we seamlessly went from Mexico to New York.
Today is the first day back to work. Ready to deal with questions involving the differences between Wireless N Dual Band 750 and Wireless Dual Band 600.
Heineken is $27.00 at the border for a 24. In case you lived in a parallel universe that didn't have cheaper alcohol at the border.
I feel you should act a certain way at a winery. It seems like the library of the alcohol world. This means that you don't suplex a woman into the snow at 12:37PM on a Saturday afternoon. Two limo's full of inebriated Americans made for some trials and tribulations in the winery area. Overall though it was a good time.
Haven't watched a lick of Olympic Hockey yet. Might watch the game against Latvia. Just can't get into it until things get serious.
Hunger Games - 9.8/10
Knights of Badassdom - 6.7/10
Secret Life of Walter Mitty - 6.9/10
Really liked both Hunger Games movies. The undertones were phenomenal in this film. Just can't get over how good of a feel you have after watching this movie. Jennifer Lawrence is once again flawless.
Beck - Morning Phase - 9.3/10
Did you enjoy Beck - Sea Change? If the answer is a positive one, then purchase this record. Straight back to the folk/blues of that album. So far it's the best album I have heard in 2014.
Here's a test. See how long you can go with just watching commercials on daytime TBS television. You will have signed up for a college and been hurt in a car accident by the end of that day.
The Jays will be quite a bit better this year is my prediction. 85-77 is my guess.
There is nothing more terrifying than a giant dog flying out of a room straight towards you while you relax watching TV. Especially when you had no idea that the person had a pet.
Sara has a month and a half remaining in Canada before she begins her Appalachian Trail adventure. Here's her trail journal if you would like to keep up with her amazing adventures.
http://www.trailjournals.com/entry.cfm?id=401640
Pushing someone's face into dessert is funny every time. The consequences of that action will always be terrible though. The fear of it happening to you is not worth the laughs you will receive.
The person that made the app flappy bird took it down. They didn't like how popular it was becoming. Have you played that game? The upkeep couldn't have been too tough. Also isn't this the reason why you make an app?
Don't like haunted houses. Some of it is obvious and some of it is not. At the House of Frankenstein in Niagara Falls everything went dark and then the lights came on. I started running for some unknown reason, and ran directly into a mirror. There were actors that asked me if I was ok. "I am fine." I say trying to hold back the whimpers of pain. This was at the age of 26.
When is the last time that the Raptors and the Leafs made the playoffs in the same year? Has it ever happened?
The Kyle Lowry dilemma is a tough one. I am almost certain that he will leave after this year. So the options are.
a) Trade him while his value is at an all time high and try to get a point guard back in the deal
b) Play it out and hope that you can resign him in the offseason while making a run at the playoffs.
c) Offer him a contract now and if he rejects. Trade him!
Why in all movies and shows does that dad always look the same when he threatens you with the belt? It looks like a version of all high school janitors should look for some reason.
When do you think Rainbow Butt Monkey's were like we need to change this band's name if anybody is going to take us seriously? You would hope that it would be the instant that they thought of that name.
Friday, February 14, 2014
Just got back from Cancun late last night. I can see the draw of all inclusive resorts, but they are still not for me. This resort was top notch in every regard. They had top of the line booze, food, and service. We attempted to do some excursions, but they were all the canned adrenaline type of thing. We asked if there was anything to do with hiking in the National park, spending time with a local family or seeing their culture? There were none of these things available. I guess Sara and I are in the minority when it comes to what we like on vacations. In the end to each their own, but I can tell you we would much rather spend a couple of weeks in New Zealand hiking the country side for the same amount of money that this resort was valued at.
One of the weirdest things that we witnessed was the Michael Jackson show. The performer had facial surgery done to look exactly like Michael Jackson. Isn't this doing surgery in the third person?
Nebraska - 8.9/10
It looks as though that the Olympics have been a success so far. It's interesting seeing some of the athletes dorm rooms. Routers hanging from the ceiling? One of the American Olympians was stuck in a bathroom that he had to break out of. He later was stuck in an elevator. This is Russian terrorism? Locking one American athlete all around the Olympic grounds.
Valentine's Day is today. Does anyone really feel that romantic towards this day? Don't be fooled. Celebrate a different day that you made up yourself. The day that you witnessed something amazing or went somewhere cool. Make it unique.
If you haven't read the book "Ready Player One" and are in love with the 80's, you must. I am currently reading it and it's like eating a McDonald's Big Mac that never makes you sick and never makes you fat.
This coming weekend we are going to venture into the States for some time with another couple. Wineries, snow shoeing, board gaming, visiting owls, and the jello museum will be on the docket. The last two as you probably are going to guess came to light while driving home at 2am last night.
Recently went to see one of my current fave bands Caveman. The doors opened at 7pm, and if you know anything about rock shows that they generally start anywhere from 1-2 hrs from doors opening. Caveman came out at 7:30. We missed the complete show. As a group we had equal sadness. We professed our love for the band to the person selling shirts. She then asked if we would like to meet the band. Oh yes, I professed like a 12 year old boy meeting Tim Kerr for the first time? I bought a piece of vinyl and the band signed my vinyl while proclaiming that I had such a great vibe. And no, I didn't sleep with any band members.
The owner of Imbibe has purchased the Boat House that is also in Kitchener. They are making it a place for bands to perform and are supporting all local craft beers and food. They are going to have a huge patio that will support over a 100 people. Kitchener is becoming like the cool brother of the pompous Waterloo. We all know that Cambridge is the disappointing Randy Quaid Vacation brother.
The first great of the album of the year has arrived.
Sun Kil Moon - Benji - 8.8/10
It's mainly acoustic and is extremely addictive. If you enjoy Iron and Wine or Mark Lanegan please consume.
One thing that caught my attention was seeing people baking in the sun as an activity. Can anyone explain this to me? You don't look better tanned and it's terrible for you. No reading, no music, nothing. Just laying there and baking.
If people are wondering how much junk email that Sara and I get after entering all these contests. It's a ridiculous amount. Bergdorf Goodman and Thrifty Sue are the absolute worst. I would like to put a virus on Bergdorf Goodman's server, but they would somehow sell it as fashion?
What do you guys think about an idea similar to Hotwire for restaurants? You bid on different restaurants, but you don't know which restaurant it is. If your bid is accepted you receive a 3 course meal for a much cheaper price. I know choosing restaurants is generally about what you are feeling, but if I was able to receive a dinner from the Charcoal Steak House for 50% I would take it.
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You know your dictionary on your computer thinks you are an idiot when the word you were trying to spell doesn't even make it into the possibilities on the right click.
One of the weirdest things that we witnessed was the Michael Jackson show. The performer had facial surgery done to look exactly like Michael Jackson. Isn't this doing surgery in the third person?
Nebraska - 8.9/10
It looks as though that the Olympics have been a success so far. It's interesting seeing some of the athletes dorm rooms. Routers hanging from the ceiling? One of the American Olympians was stuck in a bathroom that he had to break out of. He later was stuck in an elevator. This is Russian terrorism? Locking one American athlete all around the Olympic grounds.
Valentine's Day is today. Does anyone really feel that romantic towards this day? Don't be fooled. Celebrate a different day that you made up yourself. The day that you witnessed something amazing or went somewhere cool. Make it unique.
If you haven't read the book "Ready Player One" and are in love with the 80's, you must. I am currently reading it and it's like eating a McDonald's Big Mac that never makes you sick and never makes you fat.
This coming weekend we are going to venture into the States for some time with another couple. Wineries, snow shoeing, board gaming, visiting owls, and the jello museum will be on the docket. The last two as you probably are going to guess came to light while driving home at 2am last night.
Recently went to see one of my current fave bands Caveman. The doors opened at 7pm, and if you know anything about rock shows that they generally start anywhere from 1-2 hrs from doors opening. Caveman came out at 7:30. We missed the complete show. As a group we had equal sadness. We professed our love for the band to the person selling shirts. She then asked if we would like to meet the band. Oh yes, I professed like a 12 year old boy meeting Tim Kerr for the first time? I bought a piece of vinyl and the band signed my vinyl while proclaiming that I had such a great vibe. And no, I didn't sleep with any band members.
The owner of Imbibe has purchased the Boat House that is also in Kitchener. They are making it a place for bands to perform and are supporting all local craft beers and food. They are going to have a huge patio that will support over a 100 people. Kitchener is becoming like the cool brother of the pompous Waterloo. We all know that Cambridge is the disappointing Randy Quaid Vacation brother.
The first great of the album of the year has arrived.
Sun Kil Moon - Benji - 8.8/10
It's mainly acoustic and is extremely addictive. If you enjoy Iron and Wine or Mark Lanegan please consume.
One thing that caught my attention was seeing people baking in the sun as an activity. Can anyone explain this to me? You don't look better tanned and it's terrible for you. No reading, no music, nothing. Just laying there and baking.
If people are wondering how much junk email that Sara and I get after entering all these contests. It's a ridiculous amount. Bergdorf Goodman and Thrifty Sue are the absolute worst. I would like to put a virus on Bergdorf Goodman's server, but they would somehow sell it as fashion?
What do you guys think about an idea similar to Hotwire for restaurants? You bid on different restaurants, but you don't know which restaurant it is. If your bid is accepted you receive a 3 course meal for a much cheaper price. I know choosing restaurants is generally about what you are feeling, but if I was able to receive a dinner from the Charcoal Steak House for 50% I would take it.
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You know your dictionary on your computer thinks you are an idiot when the word you were trying to spell doesn't even make it into the possibilities on the right click.
Thursday, January 30, 2014
Was in New York this past weekend for the Stadium Series game. We had an hour delay for the game to get started due to glare on the ice? It was cold, but it was still a good time. To be perfectly honest I think the NHL needs to be careful with these outdoor games to not flood them. You lose meaning to the New Years Day game if you have five or six games every year. The game in LA was pretty cool though. It was funny listening to crowd chant for KISS to perform. What did we get? The fu***** Jersey Boys.
Ah, it's cute that you think your blog will have any effect on a company's sales. Advertising that you have so many people that follow your blog as a threat.
New York and Toronto are almost clone cities of each other. It's almost eerie walking around the city.
Retail is changing. It's interesting to see people's reactions. They are angry at the companies for closing their stores. Then they go online to check out products to purchase from amazon.
It's a rarity to see somebody flip over the table while playing a board game. It takes so long to pick up all the pieces from the ground. Does this go through the persons head before they flip it over?
It's going to be a fantastic Super Bowl this year. Number one defense versus the number one offense. Didn't think that it mattered that it was outdoors, but it actually does with this matchup.
Seahawks 24 Broncos 21
Reading a book that is so out of my depth. Think about having a conversation with a gamer about the new ATI Radeon 7770 graphics card and what type of power supply they need to make it run properly. This is my feeling towards it.
There wasn't a more frightening feeling then when you were cheering for the Macho Man then; while venturing to the top ropes to drop the elbow smash. The guy on the ground looked like he was out, out like a light. Then at the last second he lifted his knees to deliver a blow to the Macho Man's ribs. While he was flying through the air you felt helpless.
If you really want to get somebody to go up north for a winter getaway in the middle of February you need to do much more than $40.00 off of the hotel.
Sugar Crisp had the best mascot. The stoner bear that loved cereal. Other than him that cereal was terrible.
Girls is back, and it's very good this season. They have gotten back to the humor from the first season. Lena Dunham is still naked too much, but it's wonderfully written and different from anything else on TV.
Can you imagine having to come up with a sitcom that wasn't on HBO, AMC, or Showcase? You can't swear, you can have gay characters, but they can never kiss or show any affection towards each other, no nudity, nothing that can offend anyone. This is why Chuck Lorre and his jokes about people's inabilities to digest lactose, and the after effects are the only ones that can make it.
I don't really have much to say about Bieber. Other than he's a piece he's a spoiled piece of sh**. It's really too bad that he's Canadian. Can we revoke his nationality for being a piece of sh**?
Who would have thought that Rob Ford would be helping the tourism in Toronto? Maybe he's a mad genius after all?
Cancun is in t-minus 7 days. Everyday that I start my car and hear it choking down the gasoline to attempt to start in this arctic condition I think about sunshine and tacos. Those don't generally go together, but this is my racial profiling of Mexico.
Every time that you do something wrong or something that you feel bad about. Do the first actions to the YMCA and I guarantee that you will not do it again.
Ah, it's cute that you think your blog will have any effect on a company's sales. Advertising that you have so many people that follow your blog as a threat.
New York and Toronto are almost clone cities of each other. It's almost eerie walking around the city.
Retail is changing. It's interesting to see people's reactions. They are angry at the companies for closing their stores. Then they go online to check out products to purchase from amazon.
It's a rarity to see somebody flip over the table while playing a board game. It takes so long to pick up all the pieces from the ground. Does this go through the persons head before they flip it over?
It's going to be a fantastic Super Bowl this year. Number one defense versus the number one offense. Didn't think that it mattered that it was outdoors, but it actually does with this matchup.
Seahawks 24 Broncos 21
Reading a book that is so out of my depth. Think about having a conversation with a gamer about the new ATI Radeon 7770 graphics card and what type of power supply they need to make it run properly. This is my feeling towards it.
There wasn't a more frightening feeling then when you were cheering for the Macho Man then; while venturing to the top ropes to drop the elbow smash. The guy on the ground looked like he was out, out like a light. Then at the last second he lifted his knees to deliver a blow to the Macho Man's ribs. While he was flying through the air you felt helpless.
If you really want to get somebody to go up north for a winter getaway in the middle of February you need to do much more than $40.00 off of the hotel.
Sugar Crisp had the best mascot. The stoner bear that loved cereal. Other than him that cereal was terrible.
Girls is back, and it's very good this season. They have gotten back to the humor from the first season. Lena Dunham is still naked too much, but it's wonderfully written and different from anything else on TV.
Can you imagine having to come up with a sitcom that wasn't on HBO, AMC, or Showcase? You can't swear, you can have gay characters, but they can never kiss or show any affection towards each other, no nudity, nothing that can offend anyone. This is why Chuck Lorre and his jokes about people's inabilities to digest lactose, and the after effects are the only ones that can make it.
I don't really have much to say about Bieber. Other than he's a piece he's a spoiled piece of sh**. It's really too bad that he's Canadian. Can we revoke his nationality for being a piece of sh**?
Who would have thought that Rob Ford would be helping the tourism in Toronto? Maybe he's a mad genius after all?
Cancun is in t-minus 7 days. Everyday that I start my car and hear it choking down the gasoline to attempt to start in this arctic condition I think about sunshine and tacos. Those don't generally go together, but this is my racial profiling of Mexico.
Every time that you do something wrong or something that you feel bad about. Do the first actions to the YMCA and I guarantee that you will not do it again.
Tuesday, January 21, 2014
Let's blast Richard Sherman here. Instead of happiness and being respectful towards the 49ers. We get a hateful and uncalled for tirade of nonsense. How can you possibly cheer for the Seahawks here?
Sara and I have decided to see a Broadway show while in New York for the outdoor hockey game that we won tickets to including hotel and flight to just in case you forgot. Nothing better than going to see a play starring Picard and Gandalf or Magneto. Whatever you prefer.
Also I am announcing a board game night at Rum Runners Pub on February 3rd from 7-11pm. There will be a 50/50 draw, raffle table, and a donation jar with all proceeds going to the Anselma House (Women and Children's shelter) in Kitchener. There is a Facebook event page if you would like to join.
https://www.facebook.com/events/1453140521576034/?ref_dashboard_filter=upcoming
Her - 9.1/10
Inside Llewyn Davis - 7.8/10
Last Vegas - 7.0/10
Wolf of Wall Street - 8.3/10
"Her" is a trippy and eye opening tale of a man that falls in love with his phone's operating system. This isn't Siri folks. This is an operating system that can learn your tendencies and emotions. Fantastic movie and original movie.
After you watch Wolf of Wall Street it will make you feel the same way if you consumed way too many Krispy Kreme donuts. You will also need to go have a shower. This film will make you feel filthy.
The commercial where the whole family is sitting around the living room and the mother is staring in the kitchen and just can't stand that the dishwasher isn't stainless steel is absolutely dead on. As a society we suck.
At Sobey's the other day I was walking out the door with my groceries and passed a man chugging a 1L container of 2% white milk. As I was walking past him he looks at me directly in the eyes and says Isn't this store great? I guess Sobey's is pretty good.
While hopped up on T3's I forgot my license at Pharma Plus. I have a very chubby face in the picture so they weren't sure if it was actually me.
Just a reminder to anyone that is in marketing. Please don't make anymore commercials with people yelling at in adamant objects pretending that they are human beings without the camera panning over there. We are done with it.
The older generation have a hard time grasping technology. Younger generation - that doesn't make them stupid though.
Famous words out of pet owners mouths. "Don't eat that, don't you dare eat that. Ahhhh Fu** that's gross."
Sitting beside six boxes of gluten free pasta on the couch is my type of Tuesday morning.
My dog sledding and ice fishing experience was once again cancelled due to weather. We are not meant to race dogs. Well that is until spring when I beat Sophie's ass in a 100M dash. That's right Sophie. What you gonna do when the Hosehead runs wild all over you?
UFC fight with man that had leg turn to jello or the scene with the creepy monkeys in the new show Helix. Both of these things cannot be watched while consuming any type of food substance. This includes potato chips.
Apparently David Letterman is a real spiteful jerk when there is talk of replacing him. What? Letterman seems like such a nice guy. Richard Sherman what do you have to say about that?
Was foiled by Pizza Pops again. I haven't had them for thirty six years and I had them recently for lunch. Oh the outside of this doesn't seem too hot. Then you bite into it. Then pizza streams down your face while burning both sides of your mouth. Damn you pizza pops (while shaking fist).
Sara and I have decided to see a Broadway show while in New York for the outdoor hockey game that we won tickets to including hotel and flight to just in case you forgot. Nothing better than going to see a play starring Picard and Gandalf or Magneto. Whatever you prefer.
Also I am announcing a board game night at Rum Runners Pub on February 3rd from 7-11pm. There will be a 50/50 draw, raffle table, and a donation jar with all proceeds going to the Anselma House (Women and Children's shelter) in Kitchener. There is a Facebook event page if you would like to join.
https://www.facebook.com/events/1453140521576034/?ref_dashboard_filter=upcoming
Her - 9.1/10
Inside Llewyn Davis - 7.8/10
Last Vegas - 7.0/10
Wolf of Wall Street - 8.3/10
"Her" is a trippy and eye opening tale of a man that falls in love with his phone's operating system. This isn't Siri folks. This is an operating system that can learn your tendencies and emotions. Fantastic movie and original movie.
After you watch Wolf of Wall Street it will make you feel the same way if you consumed way too many Krispy Kreme donuts. You will also need to go have a shower. This film will make you feel filthy.
The commercial where the whole family is sitting around the living room and the mother is staring in the kitchen and just can't stand that the dishwasher isn't stainless steel is absolutely dead on. As a society we suck.
At Sobey's the other day I was walking out the door with my groceries and passed a man chugging a 1L container of 2% white milk. As I was walking past him he looks at me directly in the eyes and says Isn't this store great? I guess Sobey's is pretty good.
While hopped up on T3's I forgot my license at Pharma Plus. I have a very chubby face in the picture so they weren't sure if it was actually me.
Just a reminder to anyone that is in marketing. Please don't make anymore commercials with people yelling at in adamant objects pretending that they are human beings without the camera panning over there. We are done with it.
The older generation have a hard time grasping technology. Younger generation - that doesn't make them stupid though.
Famous words out of pet owners mouths. "Don't eat that, don't you dare eat that. Ahhhh Fu** that's gross."
Sitting beside six boxes of gluten free pasta on the couch is my type of Tuesday morning.
My dog sledding and ice fishing experience was once again cancelled due to weather. We are not meant to race dogs. Well that is until spring when I beat Sophie's ass in a 100M dash. That's right Sophie. What you gonna do when the Hosehead runs wild all over you?
UFC fight with man that had leg turn to jello or the scene with the creepy monkeys in the new show Helix. Both of these things cannot be watched while consuming any type of food substance. This includes potato chips.
Apparently David Letterman is a real spiteful jerk when there is talk of replacing him. What? Letterman seems like such a nice guy. Richard Sherman what do you have to say about that?
Was foiled by Pizza Pops again. I haven't had them for thirty six years and I had them recently for lunch. Oh the outside of this doesn't seem too hot. Then you bite into it. Then pizza streams down your face while burning both sides of your mouth. Damn you pizza pops (while shaking fist).
Monday, January 13, 2014
Went to the Psychic Fair this past weekend at Bingemans. We won tickets of course. Went to a lady that had some rocks in a bag that told me some outcomes of my life. I picked three rocks out of the bag. These rocks told her that I was super lucky and that I should go to the casino or buy lottery tickets. It also told her that I had a very high sexual energy. Maybe these people do know what their talking about.
Attempted to go Ice Fishing and Dog sledding. We were foiled by the rain and the warm weather. We ended up playing board games and some Mario Party 5. Yeah that's right, the most classic of video games on the game cube. It was wonderful. The family is still as competitive as ever. There were hurt feelings and people going to bed early due to losses.
Currently listening to Stephen Malkmus' new album. Can't give a review yet. Daryl's excitement level for this album. 8.2/10
Sara won a XBOX One today. Remember all those Doritos and Mountain Dews she was buying? Well they paid off handsomely. Somewhere there is a dude that has nacho cheese stains on his chest, and mountain dew streaming down both sides of his mouth shouting in German.
It's pretty rare, but I believe that the four best teams are the remaining teams in the NFL playoffs.
Grudge Match - 6.6/10
Escape Plan - 6.6/10
We were on a Sly Stallone kick this past weekend. I have no reasoning for this whatsoever. It's like I was hypnotized by a 70 year old slow talking Italian guy with huge biceps.
Team Canada was chosen. I like the team. I still think that both Giroux and St. Louis should be on the team. Kunitz and Carter should be off of the team. It's not even open for discussion in my books.
Having lamb today. Need recipes for a great way to cook lamb. Could you imagine cooking without the internet? "I have already looked at all these recipes. We need to go to Coles to get a new recipe book."
In the world of meth addicts. While looking at beer on the shelf in the LCBO. A very joyous meth head wandered into the beer section as well. He was looking for Olde English of course. He was singing a song about how much money he had in his hands and how much money he needed to purchase two of these fine beverages. He thought he had his math down, but realized he was 50 cents short. This look of terror crossed his eyes. I was giggling at his song so he automatically approached me first. I was paying debit unfortunately. He had to step down his beer to a smaller size of OE to make it work. He wasn't as joyous when he left the building.
If you go to Boston Pizza never order the Sausage/Bacon/Ground Beef lasagne. Actually reading this back to myself, What the hell was I thinking? If you like your lasagne to have that strong sausage taste then you might really enjoy this.
How to torture Daryl. Clockwork Orange his eyes, and make him watch shows about storage units for 36 consecutive hours.
Bryan Cranston and Breaking Bad both won Golden Globes, and were the most deserving. Tina Fey and Amy Poehler were mediocre at best as hosts. Hopefully Jimmy Fallon starts hosting these event shows soon. Elisabeth Moss won for Top of the Lake in the upset of the night. Jennifer Lawrence and Julia Louise-Dreyfus still have all of my love. And that's the a wrap up for the Golden Globes.
Could you draw me a bath is something that I would like to say and actually have done for me.
Attempted to go Ice Fishing and Dog sledding. We were foiled by the rain and the warm weather. We ended up playing board games and some Mario Party 5. Yeah that's right, the most classic of video games on the game cube. It was wonderful. The family is still as competitive as ever. There were hurt feelings and people going to bed early due to losses.
Currently listening to Stephen Malkmus' new album. Can't give a review yet. Daryl's excitement level for this album. 8.2/10
Sara won a XBOX One today. Remember all those Doritos and Mountain Dews she was buying? Well they paid off handsomely. Somewhere there is a dude that has nacho cheese stains on his chest, and mountain dew streaming down both sides of his mouth shouting in German.
It's pretty rare, but I believe that the four best teams are the remaining teams in the NFL playoffs.
Grudge Match - 6.6/10
Escape Plan - 6.6/10
We were on a Sly Stallone kick this past weekend. I have no reasoning for this whatsoever. It's like I was hypnotized by a 70 year old slow talking Italian guy with huge biceps.
Team Canada was chosen. I like the team. I still think that both Giroux and St. Louis should be on the team. Kunitz and Carter should be off of the team. It's not even open for discussion in my books.
Having lamb today. Need recipes for a great way to cook lamb. Could you imagine cooking without the internet? "I have already looked at all these recipes. We need to go to Coles to get a new recipe book."
In the world of meth addicts. While looking at beer on the shelf in the LCBO. A very joyous meth head wandered into the beer section as well. He was looking for Olde English of course. He was singing a song about how much money he had in his hands and how much money he needed to purchase two of these fine beverages. He thought he had his math down, but realized he was 50 cents short. This look of terror crossed his eyes. I was giggling at his song so he automatically approached me first. I was paying debit unfortunately. He had to step down his beer to a smaller size of OE to make it work. He wasn't as joyous when he left the building.
If you go to Boston Pizza never order the Sausage/Bacon/Ground Beef lasagne. Actually reading this back to myself, What the hell was I thinking? If you like your lasagne to have that strong sausage taste then you might really enjoy this.
How to torture Daryl. Clockwork Orange his eyes, and make him watch shows about storage units for 36 consecutive hours.
Bryan Cranston and Breaking Bad both won Golden Globes, and were the most deserving. Tina Fey and Amy Poehler were mediocre at best as hosts. Hopefully Jimmy Fallon starts hosting these event shows soon. Elisabeth Moss won for Top of the Lake in the upset of the night. Jennifer Lawrence and Julia Louise-Dreyfus still have all of my love. And that's the a wrap up for the Golden Globes.
Could you draw me a bath is something that I would like to say and actually have done for me.
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