Flying into Kitchener instead of Toronto might be the best thing that has ever been invented by anyone anywhere.   You aren't going to get me on this trick again.  "Oh the 401 is cut down to one lane at 2:07am on a Sunday night."  

From what I saw of Chicago it seems to be a little more upscale as far as restaurants go than New York.  It might have been the area of Chicago that we were in, but New York seems a lot more dinery.

Kid in front of us was chugging whiskey with only two layers of clothing on.  3 min into the second period was his demise.

Oscar's were predictable last night.  For those that think DiCaprio should have won best actor.  You obviously haven't seen Dallas Buyers Club yet. 

Real Estate - Atlas - 8.3/10 

Bigfoot Bounty is a show that offers 10 million dollars if you find Bigfoot.  They raised the prize from 1 million to 10 million to entice more people to try to find Bigfoot.  You might as well offer the soul of a 81 year old Korean Man or the ghost of the Crocodile Hunter in an urn. 

Apparently there is interest in creature porn.  Bigfoot, swamp thing, minotaur.  If your interest has swayed towards these things you might have to be cutoff from the internet. 

Sears was the original Amazon.  You looked at those catalogs and they had everything you could possibly want.  Instead of changing they are still rocking the catalogs.  Who is running this company?

There is a bar in Chicago that has turtle races as part of their nightly entertainment.  This would probably start off by being awesome and then turn into that episode of the Simpsons when they are watching Soccer in the stadium.

Excitement, disappointment, and being a di** all in one conversation.

Q:  You into sports?
A:  Yeah!
Q:  Hockey, baseball, football, or basketball?
A:  Football
Q:  Yeah, who's your team?
A:  Manchester

The Iphone 4 pictures look similar to that Dora the Explorer camera pics that you gave your nephew for Christmas last year.  You looked for a Spiderman one, but all they had left was Dora.

Rush - 8.5/10

Zero expectations for this flick.  Really enjoyed it in the end.  Car racing is still for morons, but the movie was good.

Sara is a finalist for the Wiserhood commercial.  This is a gentlemens Whiskey club.  If you know anything about Sara you know that she absolutely adores straight whiskey.

Most Americans don't go to sporting events to actually watch the game.  They go there to out yell the opposing teams fans while inebriated.  Athletes get upset at Canadian fans because they aren't loud enough for their satisfaction.  No, we just aren't idiots that cheer just for the sake of cheering.

People that watch other people play video games on Youtube?  Why is this a thing?

There will hopefully never be a time in my life that I don't turn Nirvana up when it comes on my Ipod.

Went to the Imax in the museum in Chicago.  They did a great job of keeping everybody awake.  Having the guy sound like Morgan Freeman, playing soothing music, video of fish swimming around a reef, with super comfortable seats.  More than 50% of the crowd was sleeping. 

I like to think that I am super sophisticated.  I then realize that my favorite part of yesterday was watching two baby turtles fight each other in the aquarium.  Sara and I commentated the battle for at least five minutes.