Leave for Arizona tomorrow morning.  If a snake even attempts to bite me, I am going to bite him right back.  That's right, feel the Smith venom trickle into your veins snake.

Looking at some people's facebook pictures I really question whether they are now escorts or not.

The National - Trouble Will Find Me - 8.0/10

The National's discs always take a while to grow on me.  So I expect this to rise through my ranks throughout this year. 

Witnessed the most successful buck and doe of all time this past weekend.  The weirdest thing about the whole evening was seeing every single person that I knew at the extreme peak of their personalities.  It was like cartoon characters were possessing each persons bodies.

It's really hard to get out of a garbage can if you get thrown in one.

Went to Benjamin's in St. Jacobs this past week with my parents for Sara's birthday dinner.  The food was fantastic.  pistachio crusted lamb steak topped with horse radish, yeah that's right, I hope you are eating a cheeseburger from McDonald's while you read this.

Today was a day of finding songs that have fell into the void of my hard drive.  Wolf Like Me by TV on the Radio was found.  It smelt like BO, and had a giant beard, but sounded better then ever.

Norm MacDonald has a podcast now that you can catch on Youtube.  I have only seen one episode, but it's classic Norm MacDonald.  Best thing about his stuff on youtube is that he can now swear.  He always had the best bits on SNL. 

Who would your all-star team be for SNL?  I only started watching in the early 90's so.....

C - Will Ferrell
LW - Norm MacDonald
RW - Mike Myers
D - Adam Sandler
D - Dana Carvey
G - Tim Meadows
Head Coach - Alec Baldwin

No women in there.  Kristen Wiig is about the only one that I would even consider, but when you think of the most memorable sketches of all time she is not in them. 

The joke always comes up with customers about me not remembering certain technologies because I am too young.  I do remember these technologies, I just don't look as old as you.

Skittles always seem like a great idea at the beginning of the package.  By the end, they still taste great, but my stomach feels like I am eating rocks.

Six degrees on Sunday for Slopitch eh?  11-6 for the Hissing Cucarcacha's.  Take that weather.

The poor Leafs.  I almost felt bad for the way that they lost that final game.  As a Flyers fan, and going through years and years of turmoil I can relate.  Do you know what makes you feel better?  Not having Ilya Bryzgalov as your goaltender for the next 37 years.

Nothing feels better then throwing down playing cards in an aggressive style when you have a winning hand.

It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Seinfeld, and Arrested Development.  If you don't find any of these shows funny.  You need a brain replacement.