Do you know those people that would drive into a ocean if the GPS told them to?  Well that is me.  I drove to Buffalo instead of Niagara Falls.  The wrong casino in the GPS can cause haywire.

There is a huge music festival coming to Kitchener.  Aerosmith, Slash, Bryan Adams, Collective Soul, and Moist.  Tickets go on sale today.  Here's the information if anybody is interested in going.  I will be going on the Sunday only.  Mr. Roboto is not enough for me to see STYX.  Tickets go on sale at 10am.


www.bigmusicfest.com

You can't give up an average of 40-50 shots a game and expect your goaltenders not to break down at some point.  Who do you think you have back there?  Ron Tugnutt?  #RealisticLeafHater1

Divergent came out.  It's amusing listening to somebody trying to explain how it doesn't  completely rip off the Hunger Games.

Bill Murray is awesome.  Read a story today about how he was paid $9,000 to be in the movie Rushmore.  There is a scene in the movie where Max is directing a play that requires a fake helicopter to be flown onto the stage.  Disney did not want to pay for this.  Bill Murray shelled out $25,000 to pay for the helicopter.  He believed it was important for the story.  So in the end he paid $16,000 to be in Rushmore.

It looks like August long weekend will be the first weekend of golf.  Great work weather.

There was choas last night on the internet.  Sara and I were on the Daily Show promoting our super exciting lives.  I look a lot older on TV.  Sara looks excellent though.

 Sara and I are also going to the Juno's in Winnipeg.  Sara won tickets on Monday.  We fly out on Saturday morning.  Prize includes flight, hotel, tickets, and $500.00 spending money.  I am most excited about the red carpet.  Maybe I can get people that write blogs that nobody reads to interview me.

Sears Canada and Bergdorf Goodman are by far the hardest emails to get rid of.  They are the mustard on your underwear?

Top 3 things that I have drank because it was in the position on the table that my cup is usually in.

3 - Mustard
2 - Cream
1 - Beer with cigarette butts in it

The CW is the Nickelback of TV.  They just keep on writing the exact same story in different ways.  And it always sells.  "The 100" is the latest.

Spring training is still on.  I have a hard time thinking of anybody that is trying to lose their job as much as JA Happ is.  Maybe George Costanza when he wears Babe Ruth's jersey while working.  I believe he gets mustard on it as well.  Mustard, mustard, mustard.

Do you know how I know that our lunchroom is better then your lunchroom?  We watch Arrested Development and Seinfeld and you watching fu***** Friends.

I am not sure how I would react if somebody ran at me with a 2x4.

You can always trust somebody that watches Nascar.  Anybody that has the patience to watch cars going around in a circle for 5 hours has gained my trust.

Just finished my first YouTube video.  Here it is.