Tuesday, June 17, 2014

Suits is a show.  It's kind of a mix of Wolf of Wall Street and Sherlock with lawyers.  We have fast talking and sharp minded guys that seem to have that same narcissistic attitude similar to Christian Bale from American Psycho.  It's entertaining though.

golfnow.com is an amazing website.  Couple of weeks ago me and three other wonderful friends went out to Conostogo Golf and Country Club for $12.00 including cart.  I do not own a flux capacitor.  What a weird question?

There is an awful lot of Tommy John surgery going on.  What did we do before this existed?  We would have lost many of good pitchers to career ending injuries without this medical revelation.

Enemy - 7.7/10

This movie is a trip.  Same director as Prisoners.  It stars Jake Gyllenhaal as a History Prof that sees his doppelganger in a minor role on a movie he watched. He ends up meeting him.   It's a slow burn, intense in areas, and laughable in other parts.  If you watch it just for the final scene it's worth it.

Caribou, Spoon, and Bear in Heaven are the bands that will be releasing new albums this year.  Hopefully they will dominate the charts.  Has anyone ever heard of any of these bands? 

"Daryl, turn off your music.  You are attracting all the hipsters."  This was the joke of the day recently at work.   I was selling to a hipster, a group of hipsters were passing by the Apple TV, and according to very unreliable sources I might be lumped into this group.

I am now at the age where I am being served smoked havarti, prosciutto, pickled items, and fancy crackers.  Is this better then a no name bag of dill pickle chips?  Jury is still out.

Top 3 things that if you take on a plane (hiking is the source of the trip) that Sara will confiscate..

3 - Full Sized Ipod Classic (you are allowed the nano, but the classic is out of the question.)
2 - Cotton Clothing (Sara, I have had this Pink Floyd shirt for 15 years. No!  "It has a hole in the armpit."  "You are a hole in the armpit.  Fine! I won't take it."
1 - Any book that doesn't have extremely small font.  It needs to last the whole trip.

It's pretty rare that it's a successful passing of time when somebody is pushing you around in a shopping cart at top speed.  More than 50% of the time that I have seen this somebody gets injured severely enough that the party needs to be stopped.  It's a blast for those 40 seconds though.

Yes! I do judge you for the movies that you are buying when I am ringing you in.  And you should be ashamed of that Paul Blart Mall Cop purchase.

Did Portugal and Germany play yesterday?  Bitburger beer, black forest cake, and schnitzel were all sold out at the store.  Volkswagon! Now you know all the things I know about Germany.

It's not impressive when you read your poetry to me.  If you do it with a spoken word style though.  I may be intrigued.

Oh you have Gelato.  Oh I am so sorry that I only have my Chapmans Ice Cream.  Are you sure that I can sit at the same table as you?  I bought this bucket for $4.00.  How much did that cup cost you?  Where is your closest bathroom?

Would we really be that shocked if Nicholas Cage and John Travolta made another Face Off movie?  Could it possibly be as awesome as the first one?  Will there be dancing in it? 


 

2 comments:

Faisal said...

So what does the damn spider mean? Or did you also sign a NDA??????

smittyd said...

The spider according the wikipedia were an alien race taking over the world. WTF! I didn't see any of it coming whatsoever.