Monday, July 30, 2012

So the New York Rangers got Rick Nash for basically nothing.  Who is running the Columbus Blue Jackets?  John Ferguson Jr?

Watching the best fails on youtube, I have to wonder what would make people even attempt to do any of these things?  I am going to attempt to jump from the roof of my house and land into a garbage container.   The best that happens from this is that you land in the garbage container.  That's awfully low on the gratification scale.

Story:   When I was growing up we did quite a few questionable things.  We had all jumped into a buddies car.  He was the only person with a driver license of course.  We decided that we should smash some mail boxes off of a local side road.  There were six people in the car and one of the people noticed a very easy to smash wooden mailbox coming up.  We stopped and checked it out.  The driver piped up and said that he would like to give this one a shot.  Little did we know that some of the mailboxes had now been made to look like wood, but were actually steel.  He wound up with a aluminum bat and attempted to smash it.  The bat ricocheted off of the mailbox and smashed him in the back of the head.  It had knocked him unconscious for a short time.  None of us had our driver licenses and we had all been drinking.  One of the buddies was brave enough to attempt the tour back to town with the concussed driver passed out laying over three girls in the back seat.

The openings of the Olympics weren't half bad this year.  It was nice to see the Brits focus on the music side of things.  Seeing the Arctic Monkey's play live in front of the Queen was priceless.

VIP sale on August 23rd if I haven't already mentioned it.  Let me know if you need anything within the FS town limits.

Still haven't seen Batman.  I love Batman, don't love sitting in any theater for 2:45 minutes plus eight hours of commercials and previews.

I am not very good at the jumbled face coming together quiz in the theater.

If you had to fight one of these two men in a fight to the death who would it be?   Jean Claude Van Damme from Bloodsport or Liam Neeson from Taken?

I hate the feeling of knowing you made a mistake instantly, but there is no way to scramble out from under it.

Started watching Farscape recently.  It is the most out there, odd, what the f*** am I watching, mesmerizing shows that I have ever seen.  8.5/10

Playing Mystic this coming Wednesday.  Mystic is a gorgeous golf course just outside of KW that was attempted to be made into a PGA tour type course, but the builder ran out of money and it's so out in the boonies that they can't get power out there.

Attempted to go running yesterday.  Am I doing it wrong?   It's so bloody boring.

Jimmy Kimmel has a segment that has celebrities reading angry tweets from people that are writing about the celebrity.  It's pretty good if you haven't seen it before.

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