Monday, April 14, 2014


My absolutely no brainer prediction for the finals.  Boston Bruins in 6 games over the Chicago Blackhawks.  My "More Than a Feeling" (Tribute to the super group Boston) for the finals.  St. Louis Blues over the New York Rangers in 7 games.

Mistaken for Strangers (documentary about the lead singers brother of the National)  8.1/10
Philomena - 8.9/10

Philomena is absolutely fantastic.  Give it a chance.  I thought the same thing when it received so much accolade.  "Old person going on a road trip.  Going to find family member."  Well that's exactly what it is.  It's still awesome though.

Princess Cinema's are going to be receiving seats from the Chinese Theater in LA.  Apparently they are going to be seats where some of the most famous people have sat. 

Sara is still receiving prizes even while gone.  I have received an Oreo Cookie Stanley Cup.  It has a top where you dip the cookie into the milk.  Yes! That is cool.

I am currently in the midst of training for a half marathon.  There is no better feeling then the instant you step off of the treadmill.  Your legs have that jello feeling.  The same feeling that David Hasselhoff has every Friday night. 

Currently in love with the new album by the War on Drugs.  There are few albums that can give me a reason to say Fu** Yeah! while driving on the expressway towards work.

My weekly fire John Gibbons rant.  When your team is in extra innings and there is a guy on third with one out.  What would most managers do?  Probably put the next guy on to try to manufacture a double play or bring in a specialty pitcher to get a strike out.  What does John Gibbons do?  Well he  keeps Todd Redmond in there and brings the infield in.  The lowest percentage play in the books. Brett Cecil and Sergio Santos were both available.  

Recently started watching Cosmos.  What a mind bend that is.  I believe we have found another man to do nature documentaries.  I need to start practicing my documentary voice.

The National recently played at Massey Hall.  They were excellent.  One thing that I thought was cool was that on the final song of the night that the lead singer pointed the mic to the crowd and had the crowd sing the whole song with the band in a semi-circle playing acoustics at the front of the stage.

Olsen Twins singing about pizza slowed down almost gave me an aneurysm.



You would like to go out for a nice dinner in Winnipeg on Sunday night  The problem is that everything in the city is closed.  You have a fist full of cash and no where to go.  What do you have to settle for?  Yeah that's right, Ms. Vanelli's.  The finest of Italian cuisine.  "Penne pasta with pomodoro sauce.  Smother it with that Kraft Parmesan cheese.  That's the ticket. Oh yeah, I will take a refill on my Coke Zero."

Looked into Raptors playoff tickets.  Just can't justify selling my car to afford it.

Fiddleheads you do a wonderful job of heeling my dehydrated Sunday system.  Your fruit smoothies are scrumptious.  My body says thank you.

The only difference between the people on the Subway and the people at the Casino is the Casino sounds in the background.  The looks of the people are exactly the same.  The look of despair and boredom are the same.

When somebody calls themselves boring they must be really really boring.

Am I the only person that has dreamed about writing material for stand up?  Not actually performing the stand up, but writing it.  I have never been so disappointed in myself in a dream.

Women you are not allowed to get mad at your significant other if they are bad in a dream.  Daryl gets himself into enough trouble without having to worry about what Dream Daryl does. 

Don't give people that nudge on the elbow if they don't laugh after you believe you said something funny.  They heard you.  It obviously wasn't even funny enough to garner a fake laugh.





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