Was in St. Jacobs this past weekend at the Farmers Market.  This is such an old school setting.  People shouting prices for items, giving discounts the closer you get to closing time.  I have a hard time with Mennonites though, they always look like they are ashamed of the human race.


You always know celebrities are beginning to lose it a bit when they purchase a monkey.

Welcome to the Playoffs Toronto.  Have fun with Boston.

Enjoy putting seed onto our fence so we can look outdoors at the animals eating it.  And then I shout at them to get off the deck.  This is my slow descent into old man dementia.

Bingemans upsets me.  You never have any idea when anything is open.  They have three separate entrances into their parking lot.  There are no signs for anything.  The only sign that we saw was that Boston Pizza was going to be opening at some point this year.  They are the only family activity place in the close vicinity other then Wonderland.  0.5/10

Why do dogs always represent root beer?

This past weekend was charity weekend.  Sara did the CN tower climb for the WWF.  Then yesterday we did a 6KM hike for Cancer.  It's funny how much free stuff they give you for doing this hike.  I would hike 6km for a hot dog any day.

It's not time to panic yet for the Jays, but they do need to right the ship with the Red Sox, Yankees, and Orioles playing fantastic ball. 

I find it interesting to read about RA Dickey and his nail filing kit.  He needs to have the exact length for each nail to be successful.  He is thinking about changing his last name to Kardashian.

Another Zoup is opening in Kitchener, right on King St.  If you would like to make some real money open a Zoup in Cambridge.  There is a mom/pop deli that makes a killing with mediocre food.  There are white folk galore in Cambridge, and they really enjoy their soups and sandwiches.

Sushi always needs to be bite sized. 

I am pretty sure we have come up with the first Cottage Weekend theme party for this year.  It's called the "Deported from Saudi Arabia for being too handsome party."

Hannibal - 8.8/10
Defiance - 8.0/10

Tread lightly with Defiance.  If you have trouble with anything but the human species in scifi there is a good chance that you will dislike Defiance.

Lords of Salem - 5.6/10 (Rob Zombie's new flick)

Sheri Moon Zombie has the same contract that Lena Dunham has apparently.  Only it pertains to her butt and not boobs.

Spelled Defiance, Definance originally.  That would be a terrible show.

Wouldn't it be nice if every electronic device had exactly the same charging cable?  I almost had a nervous break down when I couldn't find my Toshiba tablet charger, it's about as specific as it gets.

Terrible nicknames (Tubs, Jelly, Poopy)

I witnessed the best chick magnet of all time.  Have two twin Collie dogs and walk around downtown Kitchener. 

I have only two real memories of Hamilton.

1. - Having my home made wizard hat stolen off my head by some dude.
2. - Seeing a dude under a bridge doing smack in a lawn chair on the Bruce Trail at 9am.

Want to have a good time.  Tell a friend that doesn't deal well with Game of Thrones or Lord of the Rings to come up with an idea for a Fantasy book or television show.  "This is f***** stupid" will be uttered at least twice during the process.